Fit Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fit Happens Matter Newspapers No matter what One day
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
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A newspaper that is true to its purpose concerns itself not only with the way things are but with the way they ought to… — Joseph Pulitzer Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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The God in whose hands are all our days and ways, did cast into my hand one day a book of Martin Luthers; it… — John Bunyan Copy Share Image
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