The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. — Brian Pickrell Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“The only relatives who remain friends with you throughout life, are most probably but acquaintances, and not your relatives from any side.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
“He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Funny but true! We learn not to trust anyone from those we trusted ONCE! — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
Funny but true: boy did mistake girl shouted boy said sorry, girl did mistake boy shouted girl started crying boy said sorry. — Asli Copy Share Image
“No one is ever 'ready' to go on the adventure of a lifetime," Acatar replies sagely. "The only things you need to… — Arianna Fox Copy Share Image
“One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.” — Adrian Sandvaer Copy Share Image
“We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.” — Nobita Nobi Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“All good things...must come to a beginning. What goes up...may just go higher. Anything that can go wrong...probably won't if you immerse… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Everything we men do, everything we men have done for the past 100,000 years, is all about attracting a mate. When a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
The problem with the world are the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence. — Anas Copy Share Image
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is no reason to hate anybody, because we came into existence, not by hate-making, but through love-making.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
