It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When boys get mad its not so bad When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start!” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my… — Sue Ann Jaffarian Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The thing about being an unstoppable force is that you can really only enjoy the experience of being one when you have… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
“The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.” — Justin Young Copy Share Image
“True devotion and humility is when you carelessly allow yourself to fall in love with things you consider will make you look… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“It’s funny but true: you can much more easily bottle up an emotion when it’s hi-grade nuclear. You give away the little… — Michael Reilly Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
“...it's true what they say about turning into your mother; I grew up with her yelling, 'Am I talking to myself?' To… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“How did I get IT? Well, I had the balls enough to cry, howl and beg for 'It'. This is the only… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Chocolate cake and a diamond ring? In bed with the man of my dreams?” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“It's probably not easy for a woman to understand what it's like to be a man. Imagine you're starving, and someone puts… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If dogs don't go to heaven, well then, from the yardstick of karma, so too did not your dear revered ancestors. And… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Busyness is not business, because one can be busy transacting nothing.” — Utibe Samuel Mbom Copy Share Image
“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the… — Brian MacLearn Copy Share Image
Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age. You can touch each other but u cannot touch each other's mobile. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
