“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
FUNNY BUT TRUE: Combine study is meeting friends, where all aspects of world are discussed except studies! — Asli Copy Share Image
“The internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements in history, has an unfortunate downside, namely air pollution so thick that,… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.” — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Do you get the feeling that they're talking about someone else other than an article?" Kami stared at her fork, lying forlornly… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol” — Fee Scott Copy Share Image
“American girls shivered and quivered at the Aussie accent whispered against their bodies.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.” — Kari Luna Copy Share Image
“Seize the moment, because one silly act can create a legacy, and also birth a legend.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If it's true that men and women can be 'just friends' then how come all cheaters first start out as 'just friends?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Well, Alexander thought, any minute now, one of the girls he had carelessly discarded was going to come by the barracks with… — Paullina Simons Copy Share Image
“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would… — Simon Dunn Copy Share Image
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I grabbed the nearest bit of rigging and pulled as hard as I could, hoping I had the right line, or hoping… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“BROADBENT [stiffly]. Devil is rather a strong expression in that connexion, Mr Keegan. KEEGAN. Not from a man who knows that this… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“... they only trusted the wisdom of people brighter and more worldly than themselves when it was expressed in the vocabulary and… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
“Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
