“[The main road was] now teeming with people carrying torches, pitchforks, and rakes, and one very confused man who apparently had mistaken… — Cuthbert Soup Angry Copy Share Image
“You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.” — Cuthbert Soup Author Copy Share Image
“Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that… — Cuthbert Soup Knowledge Copy Share Image
“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!” — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys… — Cuthbert Soup America Copy Share Image
“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the… — Cuthbert Soup Life Copy Share Image
“We're all from the past and we're all from the future, depending on the point of reference.” — Cuthbert Soup Time Copy Share Image
“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots,… — Cuthbert Soup Beard Copy Share Image
“Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the… — Cuthbert Soup Door Copy Share Image
“On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had… — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also stand for Large Venezeulan… — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out… — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided. "What… — Cuthbert Soup Air Copy Share Image
“I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie.” — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.” — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“There was a time when, if you encountered someone with a tattoo, you could pretty much assume he was either a sailor… — Cuthbert Soup Time Copy Share Image
“Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing.” — Cuthbert Soup Inspirational Copy Share Image
“I'll get it," said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice.” — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“Why is it that they can only come up with one model of spaceship? You would assume such intelligent creatures could, once… — Cuthbert Soup Aliens Copy Share Image
“As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well,… — Cuthbert Soup Boat Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.” — Cuthbert Soup Diving Copy Share Image
“When Danger Lurks and your heart is racing, don't be afraid be amazing” — Cuthbert Soup Inspirational Copy Share Image
“Well," Mr. Cheeseman interjected. "Perhaps there's an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego." "What's an alter ego?"… — Cuthbert Soup Alter ego Copy Share Image
“The internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements in history, has an unfortunate downside, namely air pollution so thick that,… — Cuthbert Soup Air pollution Copy Share Image
