Funny Quote by Cuthbert Soup

“Call me Billy one more time, and I will stab you with this ink quill”

— Anonymous

“Shakespeare asked what’s in a name. Well, each of my clones won’t be named the same as me, but they’ll be me and just…

— Jarod Kintz

“I think the perfect pen name is Quill McSeagull. Especially for writing flights of fancy—and nothing has more feathers than a love poem.”

— Jarod Kintz

“english So much to say, so little time. Miss Wilson kept interrupting our chat with her so-called love of Shakespeare. For goodness’ sake. Hers…

— Louise Rennison

“He is like Shakespeare, if Shakespeare had gone mad and vowed to speak in only the most convoluted terms meant to confound his listeners.”

— Perpetua Langley

“All men who repeat a line from Shakespeare are William Shakespeare”

— Jorge Luis Borges

“It's Shakespearean, Bill; lots of the important stuff in Shakespeare happens offstage - you just hear about it.”

— John Irving

“For what says Quinapalus? Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”

— William Shakespeare

Shakespeare's name, you may depend on it, stands absurdly too high and will go down.

— Lord Byron

“Shakespeare doesn't mean: we mean by Shakespeare.”

— Terence Hawkes

See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare.

— Eminem

“If I had me a nice goose quill and a pot o’ maester’s ink, I could write down that me member was long and…

— George R.R. Martin