Beard Quote by Cuthbert Soup

“[The main road was] now teeming with people carrying torches, pitchforks, and rakes, and one very confused man who apparently had mistaken the mob…

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“You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.”

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“Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is…

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“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!”

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“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus…

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“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because…

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“We're all from the past and we're all from the future, depending on the point of reference.”

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“Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had…

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“On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly…

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“I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also stand for Large Venezeulan Rats, but…

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“Outrageous!" said Apalling. "Apalling!" said Outrageous.”

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“Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.”

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