“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because if life gives you lemons but doesn't also give you a whole lot of sugar, you're… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“[The main road was] now teeming with people carrying torches, pitchforks, and rakes, and one very confused man who apparently had mistaken the mob… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“We're all from the past and we're all from the future, depending on the point of reference.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also stand for Large Venezeulan Rats, but… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
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