Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded. — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.” — Shannon Delany Copy Share Image
Our industry [classic music] has kind of retarded into this kind of endless cover-producing thing, and it's a pity. — Esa-Pekka Salonen Copy Share Image
I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves. — Tyler, The Creator Copy Share Image
“Being socially retarded is like being mentally retarded, it arouses in others disgust and pity and the desire to torment and reform.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now. — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. — David Wong Copy Share Image
“If you get it tested and find out you're actually retarded, that would be irony.” — Erin McCahan Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I tried to help you turn the page by burning it, but you fucking kept sniffing the ashes!” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There… — Samuel Reshevsky Copy Share Image
[The infinitely small] neither have nor can have theory; it is a dangerous instrument in the hands of beginners [ ... ]… — Francois-Joseph Servois Copy Share Image
When I'm writing, I'm locking myself in a room. I'm the worst critic in the world. I write something and then I… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
“The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Kids his age learn things like this faster than adults. But give him a couple of years and he’ll be dumber than… — David Andrew Wright Copy Share Image
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
As human, we all have the same human potential, unless there is some sort of retarded brain function. The wonderful human brain… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
I sometimes ask myself how it came about that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
“The first thing you need to know about me is I’m not retarded. Or mentally handicapped I guess is the polite term… — Bonnie Dee Copy Share Image
“Engineer's are retarded. They have some kind of brain damage that allows them to not have social skills so that they could… — Jim Reekes Copy Share Image
I love to disturb people, because only by disturbing them you can make them think. They have stopped thinking for centuries. Nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid they didn't call it dyslexia. They called it you know, you were slow, or you were retarded,… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
Our purpose is to be able to measure the intellectual capacity of a child who is brought to us in order to… — Alfred Binet Copy Share Image
I remember in the first season going, 'This is retarded. I can't believe they're making chefs do this.' But then it actually… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
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