I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
Retarded in real life, on the mic Rain Man, stand close to his main man like a chain gang. — MF Doom Copy Share Image
Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“I tried to help you turn the page by burning it, but you fucking kept sniffing the ashes!” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She’s sad in the way Laura wears glasses and Max has freckles and Beth is retarded. There’s no reason, it’s just the… — Rachel Simon Copy Share Image
When I'm writing, I'm locking myself in a room. I'm the worst critic in the world. I write something and then I… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
“The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Kids his age learn things like this faster than adults. But give him a couple of years and he’ll be dumber than… — David Andrew Wright Copy Share Image
[The infinitely small] neither have nor can have theory; it is a dangerous instrument in the hands of beginners [ ... ]… — Francois-Joseph Servois Copy Share Image
What is a weak pawn? A pawn that is exposed to attack and also difficult to defend is a weak pawn. There… — Samuel Reshevsky Copy Share Image
“For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“That does not surprise me,' Annie said and once again hung up the phone thinking that she had chosen to surround herself… — Kevin Wilson Copy Share Image
“Don’t be retarded; excellence is “status quo discarded”. Look ahead and don’t see the little things you do now as the final… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Engineer's are retarded. They have some kind of brain damage that allows them to not have social skills so that they could… — Jim Reekes Copy Share Image
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
“The first thing you need to know about me is I’m not retarded. Or mentally handicapped I guess is the polite term… — Bonnie Dee Copy Share Image
I sometimes ask myself how it came about that I was the one to develop the theory of relativity. The reason, I… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
It's amazing how the same people that say I'm a great guy, amazing father, successful, having a lot going for myself, handsome,… — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
I remember in the first season going, 'This is retarded. I can't believe they're making chefs do this.' But then it actually… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I am unwilling to accord to some small−minded and jealous individuals the satisfaction of having thwarted my efforts. These men are to… — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
When I was a kid they didn't call it dyslexia. They called it you know, you were slow, or you were retarded,… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
“You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.” — Shannon Delany Copy Share Image
Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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