Children Quote by Augusten Burroughs

“I don't get jazz. It always sounds like a bunch of toddlers let loose in a music room.”

— Libba Bray

“By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with.”

— Duke Ellington

“What is Jazz? Dude, if you have to ask, you'll never know.”

— Louis Armstrong

Anybody who loves jazz has a little bit of snob in them.

— Robert Glasper

“I don’t know a thing about jazz.” “That’s okay.” He pulled me toward the door and opened it. “You know music. Jazz will explain…

— Jessica Martinez

“Do not even suggest jazz. I saw Newsies and was traumatized for, like, five years.”

— Richelle Mead

“Jazz washes away the dust of everyday life.”

— Art Blakey

All bad jazz sounds like Woody Woodpecker.

— Leo Kottke

“If you have to ask what jazz is you will never know." Louis Armstrong”

— Louis Armstrong

“Part of jazz is the illusion of spontaneity and Monk played the piano as though he’d never seen one before.”

— Geoff Dyer

I've always loved jazz.

— Rita Coolidge

“He loved jazz. He hated comedy movies. He read…a lot. And”

— Sloane Kennedy