I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded. — Maxine Hong Kingston Copy Share Image
Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20. — Dennis Ritchie Copy Share Image
From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now. — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
“Being socially retarded is like being mentally retarded, it arouses in others disgust and pity and the desire to torment and reform.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“If you get it tested and find out you're actually retarded, that would be irony.” — Erin McCahan Copy Share Image
And, well, that's my story," I said. "I'm sorry that it's so, you know. Retarded. — David Wong Copy Share Image
Our industry [classic music] has kind of retarded into this kind of endless cover-producing thing, and it's a pity. — Esa-Pekka Salonen Copy Share Image
I don't smoke at all. I think that cigarettes are actually retarded. I don't understand why people do that to themselves. — Tyler, The Creator Copy Share Image
A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity. — Hermann von Helmholtz Copy Share Image
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When I see gurgling retarded children (that's God's doing, by the way, not mine) happily styling their hair with their own stinking… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
It's cool because you get to see that some of these women are there because they should be. They're actually not good… — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I've been awkward forever. I have really low expectations for myself. When I do perform to some sort of social standard, I… — Earl Sweatshirt Copy Share Image
Our purpose is to be able to measure the intellectual capacity of a child who is brought to us in order to… — Alfred Binet Copy Share Image
I love to disturb people, because only by disturbing them you can make them think. They have stopped thinking for centuries. Nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never recognized 'emo' as a genre of music. I always thought it was the most retarded term ever. I know there… — Guy Picciotto Copy Share Image
In the course of normal speaking the inhibitory function of the will is continuously directed to bringing the course of ideas and… — Wilhelm Wundt Copy Share Image
It is interesting to transport one's self back to the times when Astronomy began; to observe how discoveries were connected together, how… — Jean Sylvain Bailly Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day -… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
But for the Jews this moral-spiritual issue raises the same societal problem it does for the Greeks: how can a man have… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
Just to the extent that the Bible was appealed to in matters of science, science was retarded; and just to the extent… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image