Humor Quote by Poppet Download Open image ““They're so retarded they think stereotype means typing with both hands.”” — Poppet ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance
“People are like fingers, they are from one hand but everyone has its own shape.” — Yasser Kashef Copy Share Image
“Before you start patting yourself on the back, remember--it's just typing.” — Don Gillette Copy Share Image
“Never brag about your ability to type. It will never get you anywhere you really want to” — Alyssa Mastromonaco Copy Share Image
“I hate when people start typing while I'm still typing like I know you see those dots dude wait your turn...” — Nitya Prakash Copy Share Image
“Some people are smart and they know it. Some people are retarded and they know it. The worst kind of humans are the ones… — Teni. A Copy Share Image
“You are that kind of person. The kind of person who has to do everything with your own hands.” — Kyung-Sook Shin Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to type with gloves on. It’s also hard to type with just an erection. It’s basically like typing with one finger, and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“it’s like I have two kinds of students now. Kids who write their homework and thought papers on their phones. Kids who just sound… — James Browning Copy Share Image
“My hands are way too big to text. I’d need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“and addressed them thus: “I presume you know the difference between front and back, right hand and left hand?” — Sun Tzu Copy Share Image
“He puts his arm around me, the lights dancing on his dark skin constantly skipping across to mine, planting a myriad of emotions into… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“With a laugh exposing a kissable mouth and perfect teeth, he glances my way again, his entire demeanor tensing for a second, those dark… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“The soy is seeping through the material like a BP oil slick in a Louisiana swamp.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Stapled to her gaze, sucked into the potency of her focus, only the trace of her blood in my mouth reassures me this is… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“He's going to bite me! Instantly the last light in the room fades out as if announcing the reign of darkness.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“In truth the issue is that we are so powerful what we believe becomes our reality.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Holding my hands, kissing the palms, his smile is ecstatic, jubilant, adoring, and the song playing speaks for him, “Have you ever seen the… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Free your mind, Jowendrhan. A cage is only a cage as long as you believe it is.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Hold tight, and I promise to do the same. We don't need a safety net Zena. We have each other.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Not that I did, bang her that is. I’m not saying I wouldn’t, how could I ever be sure about something like that?” — Poppet Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
