Humor Quote by Poppet

I learned you just need to know people who know how to tie ties, and they'll tie them for you, and you can just…

— Steve Kornacki

“There just isn't a way for two people on a bed to take off their jeans without being awkward and embarrassing. But it can…

— Laura Nowlin

“One by one, she undid the metal buttons. The last one proved difficult, but with a determined tug, it released. His stomach muscles contracted…

— Evangeline Collins

“I picked at one of the buttons on my vest until the thread unraveled and it fell into my palm. Memo to self- buy…

— Anita Higman

“You might loosen your corset strings,” he advised. “It will make your journey more pleasant.” “I’m not wearing a c-corset,” she said without looking…

— Lisa Kleypas

“When you feel the stitches holding the illusion of yourself together begin to stretch and pop, and you can't sew fast enough to keep…

— Reed Farrel Coleman

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana.

— Rick Yancey

I definitely remember there was a time where I would take my shirt off because I didn't know what else to do.

— Benson Boone

Wearing a scrap of colored cloth around your neck, even though it serves no useful purpose, but which answers to the name of "tie."

— Paulo Coelho

“To my surprise, Abby reached behind her back to unzip her dress, slipped it down, and then yanked a T-shirt over her head. She…

— Jamie McGuire

When I was a boy, I'd hide under the kitchen table and wind string around the chairs. I have a sense now that I…

— W. G. Sebald

“Just to be difficult, I kept on my tee and my panties (which thank God, were mocha-colored satin hipsters with a load of beige…

— Kristen Ashley