Banana Quote by Rick Yancey

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I…

— Will Ferrell

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me…

— Jessica Park

Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.

— Josh Gates

When my jeans feel too tight, I know I need to cut back on desserts and step up my workouts.

— Denise Austin

I don't like wearing leggings as pants!

— Chloe Ting

I used my pants to illustrate.

— Mike Singletary

I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like…

— Maggie Grace

When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate…

— Dane Cook

I might once have had a pair of jeans briefly in my teenage years before I realised they weren't for me. I don't love…

— Lucy Worsley

I like to make them wait, then I make them beg. And when I take off my clothes, then I form a third leg.

— Big Daddy Kane

I peeled the skin off a grape in slippery little triangles, and I understood then that I would be undressing every item of food…

— Aimee Bender

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

— Victoria Wood