Absurdity Quote by Mike Singletary

I had my trousers on at all times.

— Anthony Head

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

— Jonathan Swift

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

— Victoria Wood

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my…

— Emily Procter

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I…

— Will Ferrell

I wear frayed khaki pants.

— Chuck Fleischmann

I think I crapped my pants.

— Jonah Hill

I used to wear my pants tucked into my socks and karate handkerchiefs around my wrist. It was ridiculous, how I used to dress…

— Deon Cole

I'm good at pants. They are just two big sleeves sewn together.

— Chris March

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.

— Thom Yorke

I grew up wearing long pants to go practice because I wanted to be a professional golfer.

— Scottie Scheffler

I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was…

— Meg Cabot