Hey I've got a brother who's retarded! You don't have to get all derogatory. -Sid — The Descendants Copy Share Image
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people. — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
That moment when you were being silly and epic with your friends and your crush saw you and think you were retarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the president finds time to help the mentally retarded, what are you doing that's so important? [Written underneath:] Working to get… — Robert Reisner Copy Share Image
There are not enough retarded people on this earth because the idiots are still alive. Jennifer Amorelli. — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
My friend said: heh, ive just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded.;P I said: Oh I do… — Liza Copy Share Image
When a mentally retarded child is born, the religious question we often ask is, "Why does God let this happen?" The better… — Harold S. Kushner Copy Share Image
The power of music, narrative and drama is of the greatest practical and theoretical importance. ... We see how the retarded, unable… — Oliver Sacks Copy Share Image
The practical success of an idea, irrespective of its inherent merit, is dependent on the attitude of the contemporaries. If timely it… — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
Bobby Kennedy and Nelson Rockefeller are having a row, ostensibly over the plight of New York's mentally retarded, a loose definition of… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I am one of those who believe that spiritual progress is a rule of human life, but the approach to perfection is… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
It was because all we wanted was each other's constant love and attention and for no one else to receive that love… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
If a kid really is retarded and can only come up to a certain level, he will still have more success if… — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
Those who work standing ... carpenters, sawyers, carvers, blacksmiths, masons ... are liable to varicose veins ... [because] the strain on the… — Bernardino Ramazzini Copy Share Image
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
It's very easy, when things like the gay marriage write-in happen, to get sick of how people view language and say, "ah,… — Kory Stamper Copy Share Image
The movies are one of the bad habits that corrupted our century.Of their many sins, I offer as the worst their effect… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
I am one of those girls that makes fun of them self because its true. I am one of those girls that… — Curly Girl Copy Share Image
The policy of letting the child 'do what he likes' is an insidious one, since the children are encouraged to continue always… — Murray Rothbard Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
Though the profusion of Government must undoubtedly have retarded the natural progress of England to wealth and improvement, it has not been… — Adam Smith Copy Share Image
“They’re soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded billiards ball, and he approximately the same.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Much as I venerate the name of Newton, I am not obliged to believe that he was infallible. I see ... with… — William P. Young Copy Share Image
Physics was the first of the natural sciences to become fully modern and highly mathematical.Chemistry followed in the wake of physics, but… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Antiessentialist thinking forces us to view the world differently. We must accept shadings and continua as fundamental. We lose criteria for judgment… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
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