Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
Attempts to extinguish me don't even bother me none. Like retarded kids throwing ice cubes at the sun, a victory against Immortal… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was. — Guy Davenport Copy Share Image
The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism. — Karl Radek Copy Share Image
Can't stop me once I've started, Baby, got me retarded. Don't phunk-phunk-phunk-phunk with my heart. — Blood On The Dance Floor Copy Share Image
Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I cannot recall a period when I did not draw; and at school, the studies that were distasteful to me, mathematics and… — Jacob Epstein Copy Share Image
I've been awkward forever. I have really low expectations for myself. When I do perform to some sort of social standard, I… — Earl Sweatshirt Copy Share Image
If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or… — Tom Regan Copy Share Image
Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have… — Kurt Angle Copy Share Image
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
In the final analysis, the progress of our civilization will be retarded if any large body of citizens falls behind. Without the… — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Just to the extent that the Bible was appealed to in matters of science, science was retarded; and just to the extent… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
My sister is also retarded. Across the board. She's a one hundred per cent, honest to goodness, born that way retard. I… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
I would like you to accept only one prayer, and that is laughter, because when you are totally laughing you are in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’m “exceptional”- a democratic term used to avoid the damning labels of “gifted” and “deprived” (which used to mean “bright” and “retarded”)… — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
Historians will come to their own judgments about President Kennedy. Here is how I choose to remember him. He was an heir… — Edward Kennedy Copy Share Image
So asking you to take a moonlit walk with me, that would totally not work?" "What?" Again that glare. "Go away. Stop… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Perhaps the chief cause which has retarded the progress of poetry in America, is the want of that exclusive cultivation, which so… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
What an incredible thing! How much less they had than other human beings. Mentally retarded, deaf, mute - and still eagerly sanding… — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
Hanging out with the same retarded best friend everyday and never getting bored of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded. — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
