Children Quote by Bill Maher

But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero.…

— Bill Maher

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

— Tom Regan

I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much.

— Ant Middleton

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

— Deb Caletti

The more I see of dogs, the more I like children.

— Winifred Holtby

I'd definitely have a dog over a child.

— Kelly Brook

I would love to own a dog, but somehow a dog is just not me. I've always had the distinct impression that they are…

— Susanna Reid

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

— John Mahoney

Clearly, a dog is not a child and can never be mistaken as one.

— Kenya Moore

Some dogs act like people and some people act like dogs.

— Tablo

My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In…

— Merrill Markoe

Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a…

— Jason Gann