Children Quote by Bill Maher

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

— Bill Maher

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

— Deb Caletti

I would love to own a dog, but somehow a dog is just not me. I've always had the distinct impression that they are…

— Susanna Reid

Some dogs act like people and some people act like dogs.

— Tablo

The more I see of dogs, the more I like children.

— Winifred Holtby

Dogs are one of those things that make you happy and make you wonder.

— Dean Koontz

There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever,…

— Michael Ian Black

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

— Tom Regan

“Dogs are geniuses of loyalty. And that is a good kind of genius to have.”

— Matt Haig

“My line of thoughts about dogs is analogous. A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much.

— Ant Middleton

Dogs are dogs, you sometimes think that they are not but they are. And they always are here there and everywhere.

— Gertrude Stein