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Chris Kattan

(1970) Screenwriter

25 quotes in 147 categories

Chris Kattan is a screenwriter.

Quick Facts About Chris Kattan

Born: October 19, 1970
Profession: Screenwriter

About Chris Kattan

[Wikidata] American actor and comedian (born 1970)... | [Wikipedia] Christopher Lee Kattan is an American actor and comedian. After performing with numerous comedy troupes, including The Groundlings in Los Angeles, he broke through as a regular cast member on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live (1996–2003).

Quotes by Chris Kattan

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

Live

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It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world

Comedy

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It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India

Different

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I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the…

Cities

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Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.

Busy

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In Hollywood, movie making used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.

Movie

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I'm fine with the life I have.

Fine

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Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's…

Able

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I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing

Fantastic

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In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that

Break

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I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Bollywood

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I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids

Children

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You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours…

Another

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I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be…

Fine

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In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies

Escaping

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Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

Believe

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Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India…

Energetic

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My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was…

Hollow

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I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

Hilarious

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I like women who are okay with who they are.

Okay

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I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or…

Coffee

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With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do…

Breaking point

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Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop…

Hey

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I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little…

Kind

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It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

Fun

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