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When kids would say 'Ching Chong Chinaman,' I thought they were talking to someone behind me. I used to think I was a white…

— Lauren Tom

But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But…

— Alex Chiu

The FEMALE who invented the sentence, All humans is similar Actually lost her chinese BOYFRIEND ina crowd in China....:D

— Anonymous

Growing up, the only Asian face I saw on air was Connie Chung or extras on M*A*S*H. That was it. You could either be…

— Su-chin Pak

“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first. And I found this strange considering Chew Chew…

— Jarod Kintz

“Class, I'd like us all to give a warm Mayflower elementary welcome to your new friend and classmate Jing Jang!" "Jin Wang." "Jin Wang!"…

— Gene Luen Yang

“The very people the Chinese government would like to see having babies are highly educated urban women, who would be able to produce children…

— Leta Hong Fincher

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

— Jim Jefferies

If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying. There is nothing bad about doing that. It is…

— Dave Whelan

My parents were hippies, and the story is that they went through a dictionary looking for a beautiful word to name me. They nearly…

— China Mieville

You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee

— Anonymous

“I explained that he was Chinese, and she asked if the movie would be in Chinese. "No," I said, "he lives in America. In…

— David Sedaris