Fitness Quote by Jarod Kintz

“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “Not with your mouth open!”

— Jarod Kintz

People in China criticized President Obama for chewing gum while entering the economic summit in Beijing. They're saying he looked like a rapper. Then…

— Conan O'Brien

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

— Anonymous

My great grandmother was Chinese .

— Michael Craig-Martin

“Quentin took a deep breath. “My true name,” he said, “ . . . is SUN WUKONG.” A cold wind passed through the open…

— F.C. Yee

If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying. There is nothing bad about doing that. It is…

— Dave Whelan

“I explained that he was Chinese, and she asked if the movie would be in Chinese. "No," I said, "he lives in America. In…

— David Sedaris

“That's Chinese, not Japanese”

— Lauren Myracle

“He died on his return to New York. He died on the gangplank, just a few feet away from America. He didn't quite make…

— Richard Brautigan

“Partch’s father rejoiced in the title of “Chinese Inspector,” and apparently his job was to roam around checking out saloons, restaurants, and laundries for…

— James J. O'Meara

The FEMALE who invented the sentence, All humans is similar Actually lost her chinese BOYFRIEND ina crowd in China…:D

— Anonymous

“For Ming Kai’s nose—which, like so many Chinese organs, was advanced beyond the reckoning of his Caucasian brother—”

— Daniel Wallace