Beijing Quote by Conan O'Brien

Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy. A big…

— David Letterman

“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first. And I found this strange considering Chew Chew…

— Jarod Kintz

President Obama is in China now for an economic summit in Beijing. The president wore a traditional purple silk shirt along with Chinese President…

— Jimmy Fallon

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like…

— David Letterman

I'm about as Chinese as Herbert Hoover.

— Paul Muni

President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.

— David Letterman

[Chinese] have no respect for our President - which I can understand that - they have no respect for [Barack] Obama, they have no…

— Donald Trump

When the entertainers of the Right aren't declaring their disgust with President Obama for groveling before foreign potentates, they're pretending to fear him as…

— Thomas Frank

In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now that Barack Obama has been elected, he is looking forward to taking the relationship…

— Conan O'Brien

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a…

— Jack Handey

“Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!" -America”

— Hidekaz Himaruya

China is a government-oriented economy. No one can say he can run his business entirely without government connections. Anybody who says that he or…

— Wang Jianlin