Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Friendship
Breaking up with your Chinese boyfriend/Girlfriend because it feels Wong___ :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“<...> when a Chinese wished you ill, he would tell you, “May you live in interesting times.” — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
For years, I looked to Bruce Lee as a mentor as being a Chinese and Asian man living in this country. — Donnie Yen Copy Share Image
I asked A Chinese Girl For Her Number. She: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free Sex Tonight! Isaid, Wow Then Her Friend Said, She Means 6663629. At China They Use Spin Before They Kiss Each Other. Chinies Are Easly To Die, Even Their Products. If My Parents Was Achinese Iwould Rather to Being A Shangaan By Force, Cos Their Eyes Is, Is… — Illshain Copy Share
Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty ho next to you it's wicked cool... Talk tough threw your status, but show fear in the real world ... Tag me, poke me, inbox me, Mayb you can tell everybody about me.. Say how… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
