Funny Quote by Cuthbert Soup Download Open image ““Outrageous!" said Apalling. "Apalling!" said Outrageous.”” — Cuthbert Soup ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Outrageous
“You know when you’re by yourself you can say the most outrageous things. No one is listening.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Don’t be ridiculous.” Only one of the most condescending phrases in the English language…and” — Christine Pope Copy Share Image
“They take everything I’ve ever said and exaggerate it,” said the president in his first week in the White House during a late-night call.… — Michael Wolff Copy Share Image
“APOPHTHEGM (A'POPHTHEGM) n.s. remarkable saying; a valuable maxim uttered on some sudden occasion.” — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“The exclamation point is a loud party-goer, demanding attention. Overdone, it can be annoying.” — James Scott Bell Copy Share Image
“Amazed at the onslaught of words heard, explanations were given, causes and consequences all told.” — Susan Bernhardt Copy Share Image
“I was appalled that so meaningless a person would dare such effrontery.” — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
“If you use the term 'over-exaggerate,' you know the definition neither of 'exaggerate' nor of 'over.” — Rodney Ulyate Copy Share Image
“[The main road was] now teeming with people carrying torches, pitchforks, and rakes, and one very confused man who apparently had mistaken the mob… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“We're all from the past and we're all from the future, depending on the point of reference.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also stand for Large Venezeulan Rats, but… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
