Funny but true Quote by Fakeer Ishavardas Download Open image ““There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.”” — Fakeer Ishavardas ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny but true Funny quotes God God-realization Godly-quotes Humour-life Metaphysical-quotes Metaphysical-truth-reality Metaphysics-quotes Philosophical-humor Self-realization-quotes Spiritual quotes Spirituality-vs-religion Truth of life Truth quotes Truth-telling Wisdom-inspirational Wisdom-quotations
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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“If there was a God, the world seemed exactly the way it would be if there wasn’t one.” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod, you too are.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I believe in a God who is rational enough to be amused by people who are irrational enough to believe in Him.” — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
“There is no god, you fools. There are only monsters, and I am the worst of them.” — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“God, too, I wrote, wishes we’d come to Him. But we humans prefer our silly playthings.” — Shulem Deen Copy Share Image
“Not sure if there is a God or why some all-powerful being would give half a damn about the likes of me.” — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
“He had discovered that there was not just one God but many, and some were more than cruel — they were insane, and that… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I have seen life. I have witnessed death. They are one. In fact there is no life or death. In the Absolute. There is… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I've known humans, and I know beasts. The beast is better. It is unpretentious. It kills for food. Humans do 'cause they're just not… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“What's at the End of Space? Thereof seeker discovers "That", the basis of What Is - here, there, within, without - the infinite, eternal,… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Dogs are gods - beautiful, benign, and bereft of malice. Humans, and their gods, are bad dogs - cruel, crass, and full of malice.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Hug the earth, now! as a child it's mother letting nary a moment by chance pass by; As surely as it will akin a… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Belief or religion is not spirituality. Fools believe anything. Any idiot can start a religion. And many do. But to whom truth matters, only… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
Well one man's trash is another man's treasure One man's pain is another man's pleasure — J Cole Copy Share Image
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“vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.” — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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