Arguments Quote by Brian MacLearn

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Always keep your mouth shut with a drunk. You can never win with piss tanks. The most you can hope for is to break…

— Douglas Coupland

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”

— Mark M. Bello

“Then I’d go pee into a cup—or at least try to. Stupid drug tests! I’ve been taking them for nearly a decade now and…

— Cat Marnell

“I think the correct term for this was ‘pissing contest’, and though I was flattered, I didn’t have time for it.”

— Kim Harrington

“Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruction instead of soda, would you grab an extra large cup?”

— Jarod Kintz

“We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a…

— John Green

“After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I have to piss. Since the Dead don't drink,…

— Isaac Marion

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“The first time I drank piss was on a fire escape overlooking downtown Los Angeles.”

— Jeff Alulis

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

— George R.R. Martin