Piss Quote by Isaac Marion

“You can pee when you're dead.”

— Jordan Wright

“Then I felt like having a piss and I did that”

— Bryce Courtenay

“There are many good reasons for drinking, and one's just entered my head: If you don't drink when you're living, how the fuck can…

— Warren Ellis

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“When I got home in the evening, I drank at least half the fifth in front of the television set and watched reruns until…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I took a sip of my drink. It tasted like old horse blankets soaked in urine.”

— Jasper Fforde

“there’s nothing to discuss there’s nothing to remember there’s nothing to forget it’s sad and it’s not sad seems the most sensible thing a…

— Charles Bukowski

“Why defile your body with a drink?”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“so I drank until my legs felt weak and my heart didn’t feel as hollow.”

— Ker Dukey