“Some people, unable to draw from the well of creativity, piss into it instead.~N.” — N. Onym Copy Share Image
“I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I didn’t get my nap today. Wouldn’t do for someone to piss me off.” — Stephanie McAfee Copy Share Image
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Then grow a pair and get over it. Jesus mother of f*ck Christ in a piss sh*thole, dick for brains, the answer… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss… — Charles Graner Copy Share Image
“You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss… — P.J. Parrish Copy Share Image
“If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“He leant back to stare heavenwards, gently fingering the swollen skin around his black eye. But the river stank. Reduced by the… — Jim Kelly Copy Share Image
“Dad had this story. A Marine and a Navy guy walk into a bathroom together. They both take a piss, and then… — Keith R.A. DeCandido Copy Share Image
“You need a bath,” she whispered, wrinkling her nose. “Yeah,” he whispered back. He needed a bath, a haircut, and a shave,… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“As I squatted on the grass at the edge of the woods, the pee felt hot between my legs. I watched in… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
“Well, you are a free man now, but if you will not have the girl, best find yourself a she-bear. If a… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“This was one of the differences between the three of us and our new friend, We were essentially taking the piss, except… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
“Well, for one, you walk around like you’re so much better than everyone else. We’re all a bunch of soulless animals or… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“He came in and took a piss in my hotel bathroom without even closing the door as I'm standing right there. I'm… — Peter Seibel Copy Share Image
“Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but… — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
This act of piss, which can be considered sexual by some, a pleasurable experience, is at the same time total disrespect. I… — Wolfgang Tillmans Copy Share Image
