“You can’t chain your heart forever, one day or another you are going to open it for someone and (s)he is going… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If this isn’t important, I will rip your throat open and piss down your lungs.” — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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