Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed.

— Green Monk

“I could only read the word because of the discoloration on the wall from the accumulation of grime over time around the edges of…

— Jarod Kintz

“Then I felt like having a piss and I did that”

— Bryce Courtenay

“As I squatted on the grass at the edge of the woods, the pee felt hot between my legs. I watched in puddle in…

— Sue Monk Kidd

I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself…

— Frankie Muniz

That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except forthe sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands isnt listening.

— Anonymous

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class.

— Anonymous

“After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I have to piss. Since the Dead don't drink,…

— Isaac Marion

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. Sincerely, teenagers.

— Anonymous

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

— Germaine Greer