Piss Quote by Jim Kelly

“On the semi-frozen river below, a duck quacked insistently, sounding like a grumpy old man agruing with a cashier.”

— Chris Pavone

“He is being nibbled to death by ducks. --More Later, Less the Same”

— James Tate

“Raucous quacking sounded in Firestar’s ear. He jumped up, staring around wildly until he spotted a duck in the water beside the reed bed.”

— Erin Hunter

“I opened my eyes to see the rat taking a piss in my coffee mug. It was a huge brown bastard; had a body…

— Warren Ellis

“llium snorted. “I look like a damned duck.” His words weren’t far off the mark. The feathers that had grown over the injured section…

— Nalini Singh

“They gulped, those stupid birds; they ate from the bag and they swallowed with glee. And they choked on giant mouthfuls of my shit.…

— Garth Stein

“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck…

— Chris Thrall

“His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.”

— Nathanael West

“It's nice," said the mouse. "It's home," said the duck. "You live here?" "I live well! I may have been swallowed, but I have…

— Mac Barnett

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like feet; and I could never kill…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Give him a good ducking, anyhow. -But he'd crawl back. Duck him again; and keep ducking him. -Suppose he should take it into his…

— Herman Melville