Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If it looks like a duck and quacks likes a duck, it's a duck, right?” — Mark Peter Hughes Copy Share Image
You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?” — Alex Duval Copy Share Image
“Quack, quack,” I answer, wanting to add Mr. Ducksworth, but that may be too much.” — Nessa Morgan Copy Share Image
“Raucous quacking sounded in Firestar’s ear. He jumped up, staring around wildly until he spotted a duck in the water beside the reed bed.” — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you… — K. Bromberg Copy Share Image
“He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck… — Chris Thrall Copy Share Image
“Killing a bird is a murder most fowl. Trying to play doctor with a duck makes you a quack.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What animals make the best doctors? A. Ducks, they’re natural quacks.” — R. Eugene Pearson Copy Share Image
“Give him a good ducking, anyhow. -But he'd crawl back. Duck him again; and keep ducking him. -Suppose he should take it into his head to duck you, though—yes, and drown you—what then?” — Herman Melville Copy Share
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
