Quote by Nicholas Eames Download Open image ““A man needs food, beer, and a pot to piss in.”” — Nicholas Eames ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“How do I look?" he asked. Barret grinned. "Old." Moog glanced over appraisingly. "Tired." Gabriel snorted a laugh. "Fuck you guys.” — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image
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“Judge them for what they wished to be,” he begged the Father of Gods, “not what the world made of them.” — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image
“And so it goes, thought Clay. Life was funny, and fickle, and often cruel. Sometimes the unworthy went on living, while those who deserved… — Nicholas Eames Copy Share Image