“Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.” — Ripley Patton Copy Share Image
“PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HAVING A POT TO PISS IN?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like piss.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I am not your anything.You can't just piss on my leg and say I'm yours.” — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
“In went water and loaves of blackbread and sausages and cheese, and out can shit and piss and language.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“You can’t chain your heart forever, one day or another you are going to open it for someone and (s)he is going… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I have to piss. Since the Dead… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
“I noticed you piss standing up, Dr. Kravenkrotch said. How do you kn—oh, do I splatter? I asked? Not sure. But there… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Robert could piss in a cup and men would call it wine, but I offer them cold clear water and they squint… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Knows that you cannot please everyone all at once, but finds it funny how easily you can piss everyone off all at… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fuckin… — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
“The dandelion was long popularly known as the 'pissabed' because of its supposed diuretic properties, and other names in everyday use included… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Not all urinals are fun and games, though. Take the “Piss Screen” (yes, that’s the name), also from Germany. It is a… — Richard H. Thaler Copy Share Image
I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas Copy Share Image
One thing I hate is being blown out but being a second choice is just taking the piss — Anonymous Copy Share Image
