Quote by Myke Henry

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

— George R.R. Martin

Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.

— Yann Martel

When it comes to the perfection of my shit I know you smell the RECTUM.

— Tyler The Creator

“A pissant is somebody who thinks he’s so damn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. No matter what anybody says, he’s got…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Talkk shitt spitt blood causee andd effectt bitch!

— Serenitiee Robertson

Perfection does not exist; to understand it is the triumph of human intelligence; to expect to possess it is the most dangerous kind of…

— Alfred de Musset

Our erected wit maketh us to know what perfection is.

— Philip Sidney

Perfection is an imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic.

— Ambrose Bierce

Fuck you perfectionism. Without you, I am brilliant.

— Anonymous

If man cannot, what god dare claim perfection?

— Wole Soyinka

Perfection is everything that we are not but all pretend to be.

— Sashauni Aaeliyae

If you do not learn to deny yourself, you can make no progress in perfection.

— Anonymous