Piss Quotes · Page 4

The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off

— Anonymous

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

— Andy Rooney

“You could allow a gentleman the privacy of his piss.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

It amazes me that organs that piss Can give human beings such perfect bliss.

— Irving Layton

You go always have that ONE friend who always piss you off.

— Shaundra

It's either vilification or sanctification, and both piss me off.

— Bob Geldof

Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off even more...:)

— Im_all_his

I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence

— Miguel Torres

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“We were essentially taking the piss, except when we were serious. He was essentially serious, except when he was taking the piss.…

— Julian Barnes

You know it's gone to piss When all the black frames resemble nothing.

— KevinTerribly

“Peace on earth, good will toward men. Piss on earth, good will toward none.”

— Paul Auster

“you put the seat down to piss, don't you?" I asked, grinning. "Nah. Don't like getting my dick wet.”

— Christina Lauren

The English wouldn't give you the steam of their piss.

— Frank McCourt

Sometimes I'm that, sometimes I'm this but the flow stay nastier than hallway piss.

— Styles P

“I wouldn't throw piss on that man if he were on fire.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”

— Jarod Kintz