“Inter faeces et urinam nascimur. (We are born between shit and piss.)” — St. Augustine of Hippo Copy Share Image
Jealousy, I ask thee: "What is this for? ". How was I to know I was happy being piss poor. — Malice (Clipse Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I just wish I knew what I've done to piss you off so badly, other than existing and playing football and having… — shukyou Copy Share Image
Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue… — Money Mike Copy Share Image
Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with… — Banksy Copy Share Image
Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
“It is solemn duty of the philosopher to piss on all that you hold dear and sacred, to show you that your… — Hanzi Freinacht Copy Share Image
“Elevators are supposed to smell like urine. That's what make the jazz playing through the overhead speakers sound more authentic.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm not dreaming this, am I?" he asked. Dehvi lifted an eyebrow. "There's only one way to know for sure," he said.… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“The first time I drank piss was on a fire escape overlooking downtown Los Angeles.” — Jeff Alulis Copy Share Image
“Oh, for God's sake. Save your piss. Don't save your piss. It's all the same to me.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.” — paula wall Copy Share Image
“I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with piss in it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Piss on reset. Wherever you land, when you get there, man, hit play.” — Rodney Ross Copy Share Image
“If this isn’t important, I will rip your throat open and piss down your lungs.” — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
“The skies make no special dispensation for Magi, boy, they piss on everyone the same.” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present. — Dan Harris Copy Share Image
“I’d sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it. — Larry Flynt Copy Share Image
“If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off your head and piss down the hole” — Sarah Blakley-Cartwright Copy Share Image
“Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
India is the only country in the world where a person can piss but can't kiss in public! — My Thought Copy Share Image
Dont piss in an old mans soup ! :) piss on his lawn to realy make him angry! — Pissface Copy Share Image
If I died today would people be piss? Its for them to decide if I was hated or loved — Zach Braaksma Copy Share Image
