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“Elevators are supposed to smell like urine. That's what make the jazz playing through the overhead speakers sound more authentic.” quote by Jarod Kintz — Download Open image

““Elevators are supposed to smell like urine. That's what make the jazz playing through the overhead speakers sound more authentic.””

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