“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“the entire world, sharks kill fewer than ten people a year, while coconuts falling from trees take out 150.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“Apparently, it was common for children to participate in the Civil War, and thus, lots of fathers had brought their sons along… — Stuart Gibbs Children Copy Share Image
“We have gathered here today to honor Benjamin Ripley for being the first person to ever regurgitate a wombat through a flugelhorn.” — Stuart Gibbs First person Copy Share Image
“There were rumors that at age three Erica had thwarted a trio of bank robbers with only a juice box and a… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“Erica approached a door marked RESTRICTED: DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION, then jimmied the lock and entered without authorization.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“DVD into the hard drive, then brought up the file. It was quite large—a few hours of footage from multiple cameras—so it… — Stuart Gibbs Motivation Copy Share Image
“The principal wasn’t using his normal office because I’d blown it up by firing a mortar round into it. (It was an… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“my dormitory had been waiting to have its septic system replaced since before the Berlin Wall fell.” — Stuart Gibbs Berlin wall Copy Share Image
“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe… — Stuart Gibbs Music Copy Share Image
“Welcome back, Ben,” Erica said. I started in surprise before realizing the voice was coming from inside my head. Alexander had slipped… — Stuart Gibbs Cell phone Copy Share Image
“Just clip the red one," Cyrus told her. "They're all red," Erica informed him. "They are?" Cyrus asked. "Curse those Soviets! Everything… — Stuart Gibbs Humor Copy Share Image
“Motupi was a five-year-old chimpanzee with severe anger-management issues. He had recently arrived at FunJungle, and while he behaved normally most of… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.” — Stuart Gibbs Family Copy Share Image
“Kill them quickly?” Murray asked, without bothering to raise his hand. “Really? Isn’t it more fun to draw their death out a… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“In fact koalas spend so little time thinking, their brains actually appear to have shrunk over the last few centuries; the koala… — Stuart Gibbs Little time Copy Share Image
“She had finally turned away and was now correcting some tourists who mistakenly believed that koalas were from Austria rather than Australia.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“I’ll find you sooner or later!” Later still seemed like the better option to me.” — Stuart Gibbs Sooner or later Copy Share Image
“Computer, can you translate the signs he made?” “Yes. Here is what Dr. Holtz signed: ‘I am being murdered—’ ” — Stuart Gibbs Computers Copy Share Image
“You’re only a first year!” Tina cried. “And you’re already getting death threats! Do you have any idea how lucky you are?” — Stuart Gibbs Death Copy Share Image
