Family Quote by Stuart Gibbs

“Even in a jar, that kid has outearned me.”

— David Sedaris

“Kitty used to hoard raisins; she was probably the most regular kid in kindergarten.”

— Jenny Han

“Surely the woman had more important things to do than to teach my sister how to read. I was waiting for cookies, for fuck's…

— Jack Gray

“The first children of my age that I knew were in kindergarten. They seemed very strange, they laughed and talked and seemed happy. I…

— Charles Bukowski

“I couldn't help think how this perfect little child had upended our entire family.”

— James Flerlage

“I looked at her from the corner of my eye. Some people are hard to imagine as children.”

— Joan Bauer

“Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies.”

— Kate Avery Ellison

“I know it's only a matter of time before she gets to preschool and starts asking her teacher why today's snack is so shitty.”

— Katie Cotugno

“But there was something strange about her that made me think she was "somebody." I don't mean her poise, the cool manner in which…

— Anne Rice

“I told her I'd made a huge mistake and that sparkles was definitely a letter. The kindergarten teacher was like, please don’t ever talk…

— Audrey Bell

“Plus she’d been taught to appreciate what she had. It seemed as if today’s kids focused on things they didn’t have and how to…

— Kendra Elliot

“I explained that I'd been homeschooled but that didn't help. She must have been picturing cavemenlike supervillians in capes grunting and showing me how…

— Anonymous