Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““Even in a jar, that kid has outearned me.”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
“The kid in you just leaked out, like the air out of a tire. And one day you looked in the mirror and there… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“she's a jar with a heavy lid my pop-quiz kid a sleepy kisser, a pretty war you know she begs me not to miss… — Jeff Tweedy Copy Share Image
“Laugh often and love deep, little Grace,” she says, her eyes seeming to look through the camera lens as if she can already see… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“You know what else I unfair, about Joel? That I loosened the jar lid, so somebody else could open him up.” — Rachel Khong Copy Share Image
“Its amazing the delusion of being watched and expressing its exquisite beauty both illusions lies in the same jar.” — None Copy Share Image
“You're like a rebellious child! Huh? You always treat me like a kid, but you're a kid yourself!” — Peach-Pit Copy Share Image
“We were all the same. Kids from nowhere going nowhere. He always saw a light through the darkness. Knew the cracks let that light… — Dito Montiel Copy Share Image
“But there was something strange about her that made me think she was "somebody." I don't mean her poise, the cool manner in which… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
“He sallied forth, having told all those bally lies with the clear, blue, pop-eyed gaze of a young child.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
