Sleepy Quote by Jeff Tweedy

“Idiots annoy me.” Mackenzie holds up the jar again, and in goes another dollar. The jar? It was invented by my sister, who apparently…

— Emma Chase

“Laugh often and love deep, little Grace,” she says, her eyes seeming to look through the camera lens as if she can already see…

— M. Leighton

“I saw her at the party last Saturday. I could tell by her body language that she wanted me. She was wearing a shirt…

— Jarod Kintz

“Your mother mentioned she had a little girl. These are for you, sweetheart. Just a little something, heh heh." He handed me a wrinkled…

— Wally Lamb

“I chew the inside of my lip, considering for a second what it would be like to slap this skinny little witch right across…

— Bill Blais

“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?”

— Julie Kagawa

“The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups.”

— Dennis Vickers

“Freya took a biscuit and dunked it in her coffee. Lady Priscilla winced. “That’s a disgusting habit. I suppose you picked it up in…

— Elizabeth Edmondson

“Like I’m listening to a garden seashell for the echo of her take-no-prisoners affection, I lay my head against Mom’s cold pillow.”

— Rodney Ross

“I might foam at the mouth, but bring me a doll to play with, give me a cup of tea with sugar in it,…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I always got cross with Elizabeth for leaving the top off the toothpaste. Now I throw it away as soon as I open a…

— Rachel Joyce

“Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a…

— Addison Moore