Koala Quotes

21 quotes from 4 authors

When you think of Australia’s cuddly tree‑climber, you’ll hear everything from fierce devotion to cheeky irritation. One voice says they’d rescue a koala before a crocodile; another jokes about kicking the marsupial when national pride swells, mixing humor, love, and a pinch of political sting.

Rate this collection: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ No ratings yet

I LOVE KOALA BEARS THERE SO BIG AND FLUFFY

The Internet

Image

“Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?”

Tom Robbins

Image

“Miss Koala, the Eastern Star, and the Simón Bolívar.”

Cynthia Voigt

Image

“Was there anything cuter than an Australian accent? A baby koala, maybe.”

Lauren Conrad

Image

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

Zoe Sugg

Image

Livestock, a koala, all the same to me. Different but equal.

Liz Cambage

Image

I must have been a koala in my past life.

Miranda Kerr

Image

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I…

Todd Barry

Image

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I…

Vladimir Nabokov

Image

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

Jessi Klein

Image

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo…

Steve Irwin

Image

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine…

Grumpy Cat

Image

My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could…

Caterina Murino

Image

I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to…

Anonymous

Image

“If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.”

Elle Lothlorien

Image

“Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So…if you didn’t hug…

Elle Lothlorien

Image

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light…

Mitch Hedberg

Image

“In fact koalas spend so little time thinking, their brains actually appear to have shrunk over the last few centuries; the koala…

Stuart Gibbs

Image

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it…

Michael Moorcock

Image

“When you want a comfortable, lightweight, Australian-designed back pack vacuum, you can rely on the legendary long life and reliability of the…

Polivac

Image

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

Rob Thurman

Image