Bears Quote by Tom Robbins

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell

“But I really do need to clean up. Are bears attracted to the smell of sex? Am I like, a big glazed doughnut to…

— A.E. Wasp

“Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence.”

— Michael Chabon

“it smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.”

— Adam Rex

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

— Zoe Sugg

“Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant. ”

— Anonymous

“The ferret has an unpleasant smell. But, it is not as bad as the skunk’s smell.”

— Leah Ledos

“An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air.…

— Steve Alten

“One thing about a skunk—once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Was there anything cuter than an Australian accent? A baby koala, maybe.”

— Lauren Conrad

“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die, of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. I…

— Bill Bryson

“Here, tell me which scent you prefer. Lilies and whale vomit, or lemon balm and beaver’s arse.”

— Tessa Dare