Bear Quote by Zoe Sugg

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch…

— Mitch Hedberg

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home…

— Michael Moorcock

“Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?”

— Tom Robbins

I LOVE KOALA BEARS THERE SO BIG AND FLUFFY

— The Internet

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when…

— Vladimir Nabokov

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

— Jessi Klein

“In fact koalas spend so little time thinking, their brains actually appear to have shrunk over the last few centuries; the koala is the…

— Stuart Gibbs

My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the…

— Caterina Murino

I must have been a koala in my past life.

— Miranda Kerr

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make…

— Grumpy Cat

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

— Rob Thurman

What's magical about [bears] is that they just spend one-hundred percent of every minute of every hour of every day being a bear. And…

— Stephen Fry