It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors. — Paul Becker Copy Share Image
I hate having long hair, it's like walking around with a dead koala on your back! — Russell Crowe Copy Share Image
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies. — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could… — Caterina Murino Copy Share Image
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine… — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes. — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about… — Nancy Banks-Smith Copy Share Image
“In fact koalas spend so little time thinking, their brains actually appear to have shrunk over the last few centuries; the koala… — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to… — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
A lot of people who work with wildlife work with wildlife to satisfy their own egos. And I don't really agree with… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you? — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
