Hair Quote by Russell Crowe

I must have been a koala in my past life.

— Miranda Kerr

My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the…

— Caterina Murino

Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis…

— Ridley Pearson

A lot of people who work with wildlife work with wildlife to satisfy their own egos. And I don't really agree with that. What…

— Steve Irwin

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

— Todd Barry

“Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel…

— Elle Lothlorien

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home…

— Michael Moorcock

“Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?”

— Tom Robbins

I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.

— Kristen Bell

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

— Rob Thurman

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when…

— Vladimir Nabokov

It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.

— Paul Becker