Steve Alten

None of us have any control over the deck or the hand we've been dealt. What we do have is total responibility…

— Steve Alten

“More bloodshed followed, as brother fought brother and religion battled religion in the age-old nonsense of settling whose method of worship was…

— Steve Alten

“An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he'd been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled…

— Steve Alten

“Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?" "I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body…

— Steve Alten

“...it takes exactly eighteen shots tae polish off a fifth o' a bottle o' Scotch, thus, a game o' golf equates tae…

— Steve Alten

“That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my…

— Steve Alten

“Three lights should be fine." - Zachary "Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o'…

— Steve Alten

“... Will ye be there for him in his time of need, or do you prefer to take your anger with you…

— Steve Alten

“For the record, I take no satisfaction in being right. For the record, I pray to God that I'm wrong. I'm not…

— Steve Alten

“For the starship's inhabitants, time now stands still. For planet Earth, the clock has begun ticking...”

— Steve Alten

Ah, how the seeds of cockiness blossom when soiled in ignorance.

— Steve Alten