I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages. — Adam Rex Eye Copy Share Image
For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER — Adam Rex Food Copy Share Image
“miss someone is not just word it is more than word it is like when u want ur love to be with… — Adam Rex Adam Copy Share Image
“I didn’t feel up to arguing about it, but I was pretty sure if you loved everything you didn’t really love anything.” — Adam Rex Didn Feel Copy Share Image
“So why the pelican? Said Haskoll. The thief was giving Haskoll a look that said, Man, why NOT the pelican? ” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.” — Adam Rex Chief Copy Share Image
“...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.” — Adam Rex Aunt Copy Share Image
“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.” — Adam Rex Cars Copy Share Image
“Who wants a leader who wants to be leader?" And I could see his point there. I've always sort of thought we… — Adam Rex Leadership Copy Share Image
“I'm half white," I said, folding my arms. "Hrrm. Which half?" I blinked. "Uh...dunno. Let's just say it's from the waist down."… — Adam Rex Half Copy Share Image
I've had 'Spanish Flea' stuck in my head since 1998, so in a subjective sense, that is the song that's playing whenever… — Adam Rex Flea Copy Share Image
“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a… — Adam Rex Big deal Copy Share Image
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
The original release of 'Star Wars' was literally the first movie I remember seeing in a theater. Four years old was probably… — Adam Rex Darth vader Copy Share Image
“My partner and I are going to be run over by a rabbit driving a Citroën” just isn’t the sort of thing… — Adam Rex Life Copy Share Image
Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a… — Adam Rex Character Copy Share Image
“Told you," said Mick. "Things comin' together. We set off lookin' for the Utz kids an' find a tree full o' everybody.… — Adam Rex Magic Like Copy Share Image
“I meow now?" hissed J.Lo when she was gone. "What comes next? Do I juggle fire?" "Look, I'm sorry, but it's good… — Adam Rex Humor Copy Share Image
The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th… — Adam Rex Acceptance Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'd call it a favorite, but there was an entree in the rotation at my grade school cafeteria… — Adam Rex Food Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry !' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably… — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off… — Adam Rex Bubbles Copy Share Image
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with… — Adam Rex Argument Copy Share Image
“Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' room.' Even as it came out of… — Adam Rex Alien Copy Share Image
“Ohh,' said the girl with a sad tilt of her head. It was a response Sejal would hear a lot in the… — Adam Rex India Copy Share Image
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked. — Adam Rex Kids Copy Share Image
“I am rubber but you are blue. Whatevers you are saying bounces off of me and I do not remember the rest.” — Adam Rex Saying Copy Share Image
What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay. — Adam Rex Canada Copy Share Image
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex Bigs Copy Share Image
...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips. — Adam Rex Cheese Copy Share Image
I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. — Adam Rex Games Copy Share Image
“Allo!" he shouted as he drifted away."there is no to fear! The Boov have stopped eating you people!” — Adam Rex Mind Copy Share Image
“The fog was mysterious. The lights were mysterious. The music was "A-Tisket, A-Tasket".” — Adam Rex Music Copy Share Image
“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
