I've had 'Spanish Flea' stuck in my head since 1998, so in a subjective sense, that is the song that's playing whenever… — Adam Rex Head Copy Share Image
“I am rubber but you are blue. Whatevers you are saying bounces off of me and I do not remember the rest.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric… — Adam Rex Celebrity Copy Share Image
Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a… — Adam Rex Character Copy Share Image
The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to… — Adam Rex Want Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry !' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably… — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would… — Adam Rex Galaxy Copy Share Image
“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th… — Adam Rex Acceptance Copy Share Image
“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“Archimedes was a mathematician," blurted Ethan from the back of the room. "And he was Greek. And he invented things." Ethan was… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' room.' Even as it came out of… — Adam Rex Alien Copy Share Image
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in… — Adam Rex Bottom Copy Share Image
“Told you," said Mick. "Things comin' together. We set off lookin' for the Utz kids an' find a tree full o' everybody.… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“My partner and I are going to be run over by a rabbit driving a Citroën” just isn’t the sort of thing… — Adam Rex Life Copy Share Image
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked. — Adam Rex Kids Copy Share Image
After I work with my editor to get the manuscript in good shape, I sketch and lay out a whole book loosely,… — Adam Rex Black and white Copy Share Image
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a… — Adam Rex Big deal Copy Share Image
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex Bigs Copy Share Image
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with… — Adam Rex Argument Copy Share Image
