“Allo!" he shouted as he drifted away."there is no to fear! The Boov have stopped eating you people!” — Adam Rex Mind Copy Share Image
“The fog was mysterious. The lights were mysterious. The music was "A-Tisket, A-Tasket".” — Adam Rex Music Copy Share Image
“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would… — Adam Rex Galaxy Copy Share Image
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.” — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
After we got our first family car with a tape deck, my dad acquired exactly three cassette tapes: A 'Best of ABBA,'… — Adam Rex Best Copy Share Image
“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying the old… — Adam Rex Parenting Copy Share Image
“I'm part fairy,' said John. There was a quiet pause, and he eyed the man. 'Is that a problem?' 'No, sir. The… — Adam Rex United states military Copy Share Image
After I work with my editor to get the manuscript in good shape, I sketch and lay out a whole book loosely,… — Adam Rex Black and white Copy Share Image
“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for… — Adam Rex Car Copy Share Image
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a… — Adam Rex Conversation Copy Share Image
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with… — Adam Rex Argument Copy Share Image
“Archimedes was a mathematician," blurted Ethan from the back of the room. "And he was Greek. And he invented things." Ethan was… — Adam Rex Archimedes Copy Share Image
Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric… — Adam Rex Celebrity Copy Share Image
My favorite classic novel may be 'The Invisible Man.' It's smart and genuinely funny. Otherwise, my favorite character is probably Frankenstein's Monster/Frankenstein… — Adam Rex Books Copy Share Image
“Soon the Boov was in the ghost suit and Pig was in the car, which would be a good lyric for a… — Adam Rex Good lyric Copy Share Image
“Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to… — Adam Rex Clone Copy Share Image
“I felt a stack of shelves, and these were filled with plastic bottles and maybe buckets, and one object that felt like… — Adam Rex Worst thing Copy Share Image
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in… — Adam Rex Bottom Copy Share Image
“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.” — Adam Rex Favors Copy Share Image
“it smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.” — Adam Rex Smell Copy Share Image
“By the time we stopped for the night, Billy Milsap was as big as an ocean liner.” — Adam Rex Time Copy Share Image
They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What… — Adam Rex Doe Copy Share Image
“Look," I said halfheartedly. "Another one of those tumbleweeds made out of old hair weaves." "Tumbleweave," said J.Lo.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
In the future, I'd like to continue being honest with myself and admit when I'd be better off asking someone else to… — Adam Rex Admit Copy Share Image
“Stealing is good, honest work," Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking," he admitted after a moment.… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small." "This is just our Thanksgiving house," Scott… — Adam Rex Every day Copy Share Image
“For you time-capsule types, MoPo was something called a convenience store, as in, 'The soda is conveniently located right next to the… — Adam Rex Human race Copy Share Image
“I scattered J.Lo's tools around the car, searching for some kind of rope, or something that could be used like a rope.… — Adam Rex Smelled Like Copy Share Image
Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY… — Adam Rex Causes Copy Share Image
“When I was a little girl,' I said, sitting down, 'the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah's story.' [...] You… — Adam Rex Death Copy Share Image
![“[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.' 'Writing on the sides.' 'Yeah, but the writing? It says ''BullShake Party Patrol.'' Yes. Whatnow?” quote by Adam Rex](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/03b/adam-rex-8777_car_j-lo-found-us-a-police-car-sort-of-it-s_2096110.jpg)
![“When I was a little girl,' I said, sitting down, 'the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah's story.' [...] You know what's weird though? It's weird that the ark would be such a kids' story, you know? I mean, it's...really a story about death. Every person who isn't in Noah's family? They die…” quote by Adam Rex](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c53/adam-rex-8777_death_when-i-was-a-little-girl-i-said-sitting_2229649.jpg)