...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips. — Adam Rex Cheese Copy Share Image
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages. — Adam Rex Eye Copy Share Image
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER — Adam Rex Gentle Copy Share Image
After we got our first family car with a tape deck, my dad acquired exactly three cassette tapes: A 'Best of ABBA,'… — Adam Rex Best Copy Share Image
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“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.” — Adam Rex Cars Copy Share Image
“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“So why the pelican? Said Haskoll. The thief was giving Haskoll a look that said, Man, why NOT the pelican? ” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Ohh,' said the girl with a sad tilt of her head. It was a response Sejal would hear a lot in the… — Adam Rex India Copy Share Image
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“Who wants a leader who wants to be leader?" And I could see his point there. I've always sort of thought we… — Adam Rex Leadership Copy Share Image
I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game. — Adam Rex Games Copy Share Image
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“I didn’t feel up to arguing about it, but I was pretty sure if you loved everything you didn’t really love anything.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“I'm half white," I said, folding my arms. "Hrrm. Which half?" I blinked. "Uh...dunno. Let's just say it's from the waist down."… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay. — Adam Rex Canada Copy Share Image
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My favorite classic novel may be 'The Invisible Man.' It's smart and genuinely funny. Otherwise, my favorite character is probably Frankenstein's Monster/Frankenstein… — Adam Rex Books Copy Share Image
